Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Using desitin is child abuse (too much info)

Every so often I do a body flush, I detox my body when I've consumed too much processed food. I'm currently on day 5 of a two week detox, and it makes you go to the bathroom A LOT. Since the economy is so rough, I have been buying sandpaper tp, total ass ripping experience. Last night my butt was so chapped I grabbed some of the baby's Desitin and OH MY GOD. It burnt like hell. No wonder the kid screams bloody murder when I put it on her. I removed the offending ointment from my ass and applied Bordeaux Butt Paste. MUCH BETTER. Please, don't torture your children with Desitin, it's the equivalent of putting tiger balm on a flaming asshole.

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